Colonoscopy

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:




1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!




2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"




3. "Can you hear me NOW?"





4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"




5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."




6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"




7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."




8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"




9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!




10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."




11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"




12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."




And the best one of all..




13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"













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They are tooooo much. Very funny

...and here I though it was a thread about that crappy cheese you get at the mall

I have a friend who just had robotic surgery for prostate cancer! He was the "guinea pig" here in Champaign...first of its kind. Called a daVinci procedure.

He did not have to do any bowel prep except for a clear diet the day before!

The marvels of medicine.

Well, I had one and it went fine except that they chipped my tooth!

A long time ago during the exam I thought it would be funny to say "I love you"
The doc replied "Now none of that" He failed to see the humor.