Diversity In The Work Place

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to
increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources
rep. during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you
can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any
employees." The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working
very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase
in the whole company's performance. However, one of our administrative assistants has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to
the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the administrative assistant?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been
eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOOO, you had to go
and eat someone who actually does something."

Tonight's special, we have a well-aged, extremely tender middle manager. Please, take him, please!

Can we get some of those folks to work in the Capitol?? Clean up the place for us.

LOL! Good one, John!

that, I like.