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EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY - MATH TUTOR – Saskatchewan Roughriders!
Permanent Full Time - MATH TUTOR
"Special" Teams - Roughrider Nation, Regina, Saskatchewan
JOB SUMMARY:
Responsible for the direction and coordination of the Special Teams Dept during crucial Grey Cup games. In collaboration with the other Morons (Coach's), the Math Tutor facilitates and ensures the delivery of 12 men on the field during field goals. The incumbent is in the hospital after suffering a severe beating at the hands of the Riders rabid 14th Man. This is a leadership role, which requires highly developed problem-solving (counting to 12) and decision-making skills (calling a time-out) in dealing with a variety of idiots.
QUALIFICATIONS:
• Graduate of an approved Kindergarten & current registration with Sesame Street Counting Club.
• Possess or actively working toward a goal of being able to count to 12.
• Having a mouth full of 12 teeth or having 12 toes is a definite asset.
• Excellent communication (Hey buddy, get off the field!!!), interpersonal, leadership (Alright everybody, find your field goal buddy) and organizational skills (Are there only 12 of us out there???)
HOURS OF WORK: 5 seconds once a week.
COMPETITION NUMBER: #09-13 minus 1
ANTICIPATED START DATE: Immediately after the Funeral of Special Teams Coordinator. Compensation package will includes a dozen donuts (That's right 13 tasty treats)
The Saskatchewan Roughriders appreciates the interest of all applicants. Only those candidates selected for an interview will be contacted. Residents of Saskatchewan need not apply.

I actually thought the co-coordinator was going to jump out of the pressbox after that. But hey... Chyt happens.

Now that's funny!!!! Ya gotta feel sorry for the rider fans though

The end of that game was just plain heartbreaking!
:beer::eyepop::(:I3:

Maybe a quick review for our american friends..... This past Sunday was the Grey Cup, our championship football game, between the montreal allouettes and saskatchewan roughriders. Montreal was the heavy favourite after going 16-3 in the sesaon. Saskatchewan lead the whole game and with no time left, the score 27 - 25 for saskatchewan, montreal attempts a 43 yard field goal and misses. SASKATCHEWAN WINS!!! Nope wait a minute, Sask. has too many men on the field, move the ball 10 yards closer and try again. this time it is good and montreal wins 28 - 27

And.. just to add...

It was the 97th addition of the Grey Cup game. Yup.. 97th. :) And. a record crowed of 6.1 million Canadians watched it. I wonder how many Canadians watched that joke from Toronto's Rogers Centre last night between Buffalo Bills and the Jets???