Dec 08, 2009 08:15:48
Four Catholic moms are having coffee together and discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The other three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God..."