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Oct 02, 2007 07:00:28
Wray

A fellow club member sent this to me, we are going to Scotland this spring with Jeff and Jan Zorn.

"Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... "Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"

Oct 02, 2007 07:04:25
TT

I liked that, Wray.





Oct 02, 2007 07:04:56
Naomi

I love it :D

Oct 02, 2007 07:24:51
Limey

I'll be over at LBCCo in about an hour (parts to pick up)! I am led to understand their tours are pretty good - and Scotland is always a great place to visit. I worked just south of Edinburgh for a couple of months in late 1975 - it was a blast. Edinburgh is a spectacular city - but be careful on Rose Street!

Oct 02, 2007 07:26:10
Naomi

So what happens on Rose Street ?

Oct 02, 2007 07:45:32
Derek up North

This, perhaps?

Oct 02, 2007 09:34:02
JNickell

Great joke Wray. I like about 3 of U2's song, and Bono is a bit over the top.

Oct 02, 2007 09:46:38
gatorbrit

Excellent!

Oct 02, 2007 15:01:20
graflexmaster

EXCELLENT joke.... but in all fairness... does this mean....(drum roll please....).. that Bono has the *clap*?????

just wonderin ya know..... <whistles>

Oct 02, 2007 17:34:00
John D. Weimer

Bidda-Bam! Bidda-Boom!

Oct 02, 2007 19:09:25
bobmunch

LOL! Very good, Wray!

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