Job Opportunities in Detroit

On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit ...
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy
took the seat beside him. The guy was an
emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking,
moaning in fear. "What's the matter?"
Jack asked.

"I've been transferred to Detroit , there's
crazy people there. They've got lots of
shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor
public schools, and the highest crime rate."

Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my
life. It's not as bad as the media says.
Find a nice home, go to work, mind your
own business, enroll your kids in a nice
private school. It's as safe a place as
anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and
said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried
to death. But if you live there and say it's
OK, I'll take your word for it. What do
you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a
Budweiser truck."

Had me going. I'm from Detroit and didn't think anyone that lived in the city, worked. Except Kwamie Kilpatrick, and he only worked at getting tail, not as a tail gunner.

Unfortunately, the sides and top of the truck are unprotected!