MG owners are smarter than Triumph owners

TRAIN TICKET

Three MG owners and three Triumph owners are traveling by train to a British car show.

At the station, the three Triumph owners each buy a ticket and watch as the three MG owners buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Triumph owners.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the MG owners.

They all board the train. The three Triumph owners take their respective seats but all three MG owners cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please". The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Triumph owners see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the car show, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three MG owners don't buy any ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Triumph owner.

"Watch and learn," answer the MG owners.

When they board the train, the three Triumph owners cram themselves into a toilet, and the three MG owners cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the MG owners leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Triumph owners are hiding.

The MG owners knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

...ha....ha....ha....funny says a proud TR3 owner...anybody notice none were driving to the show.

That's okay, Wyatt, I used to drive a TR6, and a TR3 a long time ago.

Montrose Wrote:

..I got B's too,and A's.......for what its worth....A's are cooler than B's...but you guys knew that.

I have a 66 B that I don't know quite what to do to it yet...Cheap and easy comes to mind.

wyatt Wrote: