Tablets

The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that "help" get an erection.


You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills.

If you want to make the drive, I have a couch you can sleep on!

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I'd been given a big promotion which meant I got my own office and could employ my own private secretary.

"Well, you'd better be careful who you hire," she said. "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with."

"That's fair enough," I replied. "When can you start?"

Good one, Steve!

I came home and told my wife, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!"

She asked, "Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"

I replied, "I don't care, just GET OUT!"

Younz guys are funny!!:D