MGB: Another Moral Quandary and a Q

Last time, the opinions here helped resolve the issue of the little old lady who wanted me to take back the "over the hill" 87 bimmer. My client/mechanic's brother in law took over the contract and everyone is happy. Today's Q involves dogs, not cars. A certain neighbor put 3 dog pens on the border of his property which joins my vacant lot across from my house. The poor beasts spend 99 % of their lives in those pens and I get most of the noise. Since I've had a tree cutter clearing out my lot the past few days, my inquisitive neighbors, of course, stop by and ask him what I'm putting on the lot. He tells them I'm going to start breeding chihuahuas. One of my dear neighbors(also a multi-dog owner) is horrified. I'm planning on putting up a wooden sign in the shape of a chihuahua that says "Future Home of ....." My question is what to name my imaginary chihuahua kennel? Many Thanks....

Pedro's But why would your multi-dog owning neighbors dislike the idea of a kennel in the area? What's good for the goose is good for the gander! I have always been amazed how dog owners never hear their own animals barking all night! Cat owners are never concerned about their cats climbing all over other's cars and furniture! Kinda like smokers never giving a damn about who's breathing their cast off smoke!

what about "Quiero Tranquilo"

That certainly shortens, "I want some peace and quiet".

I think a picture of two Chihuahuas hooked up and the words to T. D. F. Kennels would get you point across.

How about "A Thousand and One Chiuahuas!" "Thousands to Choose From!" "Hearing Protection Required Before Entering!" Signs can indeed influence behavior if they can be applied correctly. A lumber company recently cleared a parcel of former timberland down the road from my cousin in rural NC in preparation for building a large, completely out of place, subdivision. The neighbors were agast. The nearest one put up a big sign at the front of his property that said "Timmerman's Farms" with a picture of a large hog on it. Anyone who knows the problems they've had with hog farms in NC can guess the effect of sales that the sign had. It stopped them completely, and was so effective the timber company sued the guy. They lost. He won. The land just sits there. Brilliant. Game, set, match.

Great idea, as long as you are not the land owner!! If it was in the wrong place, they never would have sold!! Water always finds it's own level!!

chihuahuas r us

Keep'em coming. Casa de Chihuahuas, Chihuahua Land, Obnoxious Mexican Kennels.....

Chi Chi Chihauha Breeding and Grooming. I haven't read the other posts yet, hope that isn't taken.

Chihauha on a Stick? Build a big BBQ pit and throw out some picnic tables! Bet that will stir up the neighbors;o)

In Korea it would be a real hit!! :o)

Picture of a chi.......with name of business:
"Little Dogs; Big Barks"
&, then advertise:
"Sales, Breeding, & Chi.... Boarding"
...&, add:
"temporary RV parking for Chi.... owners" just passing through"

I, Chihuahua.

Real Mexicans & Hot Dogs

Real Mexican Hot Dogs

Real dogs by Hot Mexicans

The Hottest Dogs that Mexico Has

all under " COMMING SOON"

I'm going to need a bigger sign to incorporate these grand ideas into the "Chihuahua World, Inc" sign. I knew I could count on the brilliant minds here. Thanks again. Anybody want to invest in the small obnoxious dog market?

no but I could hook you up with a couple of large obnoxious dogs that belong to my wife

I did here that there is a good market for dogs in Korea!! Let's start a business!!

don't forget the temporary RV park for chi.... owners passing through

Only place around here for an RV is my garden plot, and I think I'll reserve it for maters, corn, beans, and stuff. JDW will agree on my parking limitations.

Nice lady down the hall has a large color poster of a growling, snarling, drooling, toothy Chia hua hua with the words Bite me!! over the top.

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