Nov 14, 2009 01:37:31
Two guys in a bar and one is bemoaning the fact that no matter how quietly he goes into the house, his wife is awake and giving him comments like 'What time do you call this' and 'You're drunk again', and generally giving him grief.
His friend says, 'You're doing it all wrong. When I go home I sing all the way down the street, kick the gate open, slam the front door, turn on all the lights, storm into the bedroom and shout 'Hi Honey, are you as horny as I am'
She's always asleep.
