Dog Hair

One of my restorer buddies sent me this and I thought it funny enough to share.


My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took him to the veterinarian. She found that the problem was hair in his ears.

The veterinarian cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some 'Nair' hair remover.

At the register, the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says: 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist says: ' In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week.'

Disclaimer: No Women nor dog were meant to be offended by this joke.



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