Nov 02, 2009 21:31:23
Doesn't seem like too much to ask.........
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have six tablets, cut into quarters?", he asked.
"I can quarter them for you", said Rick the pharmacist,
"but a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection."
The old man replied, "I'm 96 years old, I don't want an erection,
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers."
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