Grandmas' don't know everything...

Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his
grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when
he came into the house and asked her :

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same
room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the
truth. 'It's called sex, darling.'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with
the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sex. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.

Some Grandmas are smart enough to say " I don't know, ask your mom.":S