MGB: I knew y'all would like this - CELINE!

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day,
were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.
The priest had given them last rites, the warden had given the
formal speech, and a final prayer had been said among the
participants.

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked,

"Son, do you have a last request?"

To which the man replied,

"Yes sir, I do. I love Celine Dion. Could you please play her
latest CD for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden.

He then turned to the other man and asked,

"Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"

"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

Klutz will love this one...

LOL!!!

:)

Actually.. The Warden should be the first to go for agreeing to play it for the first fella. That is so off the wall... Even "Snoops" wouldn't touch that one. :D
Nuthin like a good Clingon Dingon joke to make my day.

Paul

LOL! I knew you'd like that one, Rick!! :)

Maybe one day I will fit in with you guys ---I can't stand her singing :(

Hey, Rick, did you see the Celine Dion Ringtones ad on this thread??? You need to get those to warn you of phone calls from folks you don't want to answer!! LOL