Lifesavers

I received this from a mate, made me chuckle so I thought I'd share :D

LIFESAVERS

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red.......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None Of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father.

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and Yelled,

'Oh my God! They're arseholes!

The teacher had to leave the room

Thanks Mate!

When I was in college, I spent my summers working at the Lifesaver plant when it was here in Holland, Michigan.
The funny thing about Lifesavers, is that they are all the same. The tech would walk in with the schedule for that day's production, go over to the flavor room...pull the day's flavor in liquid form and then grab a couple of "color" cube and drop them into the amber colored "sludge". There was a day when they made green colored cherry lifesavers by mistake.

We had a number of interesting adventures while I was there, but the most important thing was after a summer of working there, you were always motivated to get back to college and earn your degree. Being in the Union was interesting as well.

-bcw

http://www.MG2010.com

Robert,

The green cherry flavored lifesavers never made it out to the public, and I helped take them to the dumpster. :)

-bcw

http://www.MG2010.com

What no hog farmers in or near Holland??? I think Mars and I know Continental Bakery (Hostess) sell such to those farmers....real treats for the sty dwellers....