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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."



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Now that freakin mental image is gonna be stuck in my head ALL night..... wet celery??

Oops, open mouth change feet.

George

Too Funny!

That is a good one!

Really funny! :)