OK, I will try the wooden thing tomorrow! I had a blind date with a fat girl tonite. but tomorrow, I will give it a go! John, do I get the oil pan from your parts car if mine crushes? JK, Update tomorrow nite!
Thanks all for your help on my proj!
Kelly Bell
72 B
If you crush your oil pan I'll grunt real hard and $hit you a new one! Do like Tom said and you ain't gonna hurt it.
Watch your face around the fat girls Kelly. They usually have boobers that will knock you senseless if they turn around in bed when you're not looking.
OK, Tanks, John. I will have updates tomorrow nite.
Thats quite a talent you have, shi**ing oil pans and all!
Kelly Bell
72 B
Ha HA! This one said she had not had o**l sex in 5 years. I'm gonna do her on Sun. Details Monday morning!
BTW, while she was talking, all I could think of was "I wonder if Johns W's motor mount solution will work?" Ha, Ha , Ha!
Kelly Bell
72 B
And then you wake up married!
Woah! Careful, Gerry!
Kelly Bell
72 B
I wish I could do that. I'd open an "on demand" parts store. All I'd have to stock is my favorite foods and I'd make a mint, on parts, selling tickets, doing TV spots, and endorsing the products I produced.
Beware of blind dates with girls your friends' wife describes as "pretty in the face". They're always "broad across the beam."
John,
She's not THAT fat. YUK!
Kelly Bell
72 B
I'll bet she's as fat as the e-mail you just got.
Hardly! She was mariginal.
Kelly Bell
72 B
Did you check your e-mail?
Yes, Did you check yopurs?
ya know, if she has some tattoo's, and she is fat, you have shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and moving pictures all year round.. and if she is big, keep that 2x4 nearby, and also a length of rope..
Gross! She is not THAT fat! really!
KLelly Bell
72 B
You started it Kelly!! Send us a picture, we won't laugh! :o) By the way, what does this have to do with motor mounts??
And be sure to keep your face out of the way!
maybe voluptuous would have been a better term...?
and as far as motor mounts.. well, you kinda have to have a "motor" to "mount" it.. LOL
Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in a while. Kelly, good luck, you opened a can of worms...
Kelly,
Careful, give her a ride and this thread will probably turn into "How do I replace suspension?"
......remember Kelly, working on a MG is kinda like making love to a FAT GAL: You might not be able to see what you're doing, but you know what it feels like !!!
LoL, Ed
You got it.
That's alot like me using a urinal-can't see anything, have to go by feel and sound!
I once knew a girl so fat.....she was standing on a street corner, and a cop came along and told her to break it up.
Yea, I've seen her-she's on Drew Cary!
...know the feelin, Gerry.
At work the water in the urnials is COLD, DEEP too !!
Ed
I thought makin' love to a fat girl was like riding a Moped- they're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one!
This has to be some kind of record-longest string that had nothing to do with the title!
Roll em in flour and look for the wet spot.
Couldn't help it.....
What if there is more than one??? (wet spot)
Use your nose????
Just don't miss and end up in a fat fold instead.
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