MGB: Motor Mounts

Mar 02, 2001 17:54:01
kelly bell

OK, I will try the wooden thing tomorrow! I had a blind date with a fat girl tonite. but tomorrow, I will give it a go! John, do I get the oil pan from your parts car if mine crushes? JK, Update tomorrow nite!

Thanks all for your help on my proj!

Kelly Bell
72 B


Mar 02, 2001 17:57:23
John D. Weimer

If you crush your oil pan I'll grunt real hard and $hit you a new one! Do like Tom said and you ain't gonna hurt it.

Mar 02, 2001 17:58:46
sam c

Watch your face around the fat girls Kelly. They usually have boobers that will knock you senseless if they turn around in bed when you're not looking.

Mar 02, 2001 18:00:48
kelly bell

OK, Tanks, John. I will have updates tomorrow nite.

Thats quite a talent you have, shi**ing oil pans and all!


Kelly Bell
72 B

Mar 02, 2001 18:03:29
kelly bell

Ha HA! This one said she had not had o**l sex in 5 years. I'm gonna do her on Sun. Details Monday morning!

BTW, while she was talking, all I could think of was "I wonder if Johns W's motor mount solution will work?" Ha, Ha , Ha!

Kelly Bell
72 B

Mar 02, 2001 18:04:13
Gerry

And then you wake up married!

Mar 02, 2001 18:10:41
kelly bell

Woah! Careful, Gerry!

Kelly Bell
72 B

Mar 02, 2001 18:13:18
John D. Weimer

I wish I could do that. I'd open an "on demand" parts store. All I'd have to stock is my favorite foods and I'd make a mint, on parts, selling tickets, doing TV spots, and endorsing the products I produced.

Mar 02, 2001 18:17:23
John D. Weimer

Beware of blind dates with girls your friends' wife describes as "pretty in the face". They're always "broad across the beam."

Mar 02, 2001 18:27:50
kelly bell

John,
She's not THAT fat. YUK!

Kelly Bell
72 B

Mar 02, 2001 18:29:52
John D. Weimer

I'll bet she's as fat as the e-mail you just got.

Mar 02, 2001 18:37:28
kelly bell

Hardly! She was mariginal.

Kelly Bell
72 B

Mar 02, 2001 18:38:27
John D. Weimer

Did you check your e-mail?

Mar 02, 2001 18:42:40
kelly bell

Yes, Did you check yopurs?

Mar 02, 2001 19:07:47
John Bauernhuber

ya know, if she has some tattoo's, and she is fat, you have shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and moving pictures all year round.. and if she is big, keep that 2x4 nearby, and also a length of rope..

Mar 02, 2001 19:13:02
kelly bell

Gross! She is not THAT fat! really!

KLelly Bell
72 B

Mar 02, 2001 19:28:50
Gary Lloyd

You started it Kelly!! Send us a picture, we won't laugh! :o) By the way, what does this have to do with motor mounts??

Mar 02, 2001 19:47:34
sam c

And be sure to keep your face out of the way!

Mar 02, 2001 20:19:09
John Bauernhuber

maybe voluptuous would have been a better term...?

and as far as motor mounts.. well, you kinda have to have a "motor" to "mount" it.. LOL

Mar 02, 2001 22:02:37
Kenny

Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in a while. Kelly, good luck, you opened a can of worms...

Mar 03, 2001 04:30:24
Mike J.

Kelly,

Careful, give her a ride and this thread will probably turn into "How do I replace suspension?"

Mar 03, 2001 10:55:43
Eddie Petty

......remember Kelly, working on a MG is kinda like making love to a FAT GAL: You might not be able to see what you're doing, but you know what it feels like !!!

LoL, Ed

Mar 03, 2001 11:36:36
sam c

You got it.

Mar 03, 2001 11:52:55
Gerry

That's alot like me using a urinal-can't see anything, have to go by feel and sound!

Mar 03, 2001 12:57:52
Brad B

I once knew a girl so fat.....she was standing on a street corner, and a cop came along and told her to break it up.

Mar 03, 2001 13:30:39
Gerry

Yea, I've seen her-she's on Drew Cary!

Mar 03, 2001 15:40:49
Eddie Petty

...know the feelin, Gerry.
At work the water in the urnials is COLD, DEEP too !!
Ed

Mar 03, 2001 17:41:22
Ken Lessig

I thought makin' love to a fat girl was like riding a Moped- they're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one!

Mar 03, 2001 17:45:13
Gerry

This has to be some kind of record-longest string that had nothing to do with the title!

Mar 03, 2001 17:49:30
blake

Roll em in flour and look for the wet spot.

Couldn't help it.....

Mar 03, 2001 21:26:32
Gary Lloyd

What if there is more than one??? (wet spot)

Mar 03, 2001 22:35:50
blake

Use your nose????

Mar 06, 2001 21:02:12
Peter Cummins

Just don't miss and end up in a fat fold instead.

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