MGB: Paranoid Obama Conspiracy theories

which is your favorite? and which do you believe in !?!?!?

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[*] Obama is not an American - Dick suggested there is some merit to this one
[*] Obama want "re-education camps for young people"
[*] Rush Limbaughs fake thesis story
[*] Bill Ayers wrote "Dreams from my Father"
[*] Obama as anti-christ - pushed by McCain during the election, "The One"
[*] Obama is a Muslim - favorite of the "Tea Baggers"
[*] Tells America to "serve satan" by playing his acceptance speech backwards
[*] Obama campaign funded by Hugo Chavez - a Fox affilliate issued report said so. Fox, really?
[*] and my favorite from Kirk, Obama's Storm Troopers will invade your town to kill any political dissent
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none,but,.. I do believe Obama is a continuation of bush,.

I think if you played Stairway to Heaven backwards you hear something about "Serve Obama, he is the one, my sweet satan." I will listen again to be sure.

wait, let me get ready for the Stairway to Heaven test

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlMlMi5PsP4[/video]