Potentially and Realistically

This little boy goes up to his dad and he says: "Dad, what's the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

To which the father replies: "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars and the mother replies: "Oh my god, of course I would, he is
so good looking!"

So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and she replies: "He is so fine, of course I would!"

So he goes up to his dad and says: "I think I learned the difference between
potentially and realistically"

"Well, what's the difference?" asks the father.

"Well, potentially we're sitting on $2 million, but realistically we're just living
with two sluts."