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Mar 10, 2010 15:26:02
Speedy1

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OAT MEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.

HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

Mar 10, 2010 16:21:26
1275midget

Good one!





Mar 10, 2010 16:52:18
John D. Weimer

Went out with a BANG!! Eh?

Mar 10, 2010 17:13:55
dte948

All those kids and no proper berial ! Shit Happens!

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