General non-MG related discussions. No politics here please!!
I am not sure if you guys have seen those commercials or not but, gee, what are commercials coming to? The first two times I saw it I wasn't really paying attention and thought it was the beginning of a real commercial but now I have seen the entire thing and it sounds like a real product... Anti Monkey Butt............. Could they not come up with a better name? Sorry I just had to share.
I have seen it at the counter of my local ASS oops I mean ACE Hardware store!
fromtheir website
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation.
• Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!
A great product used by motorcyclists around the world.
We at Colvin Motorcycles are dealers for said Monkey Butt. Makes wearing your leather pants a whole deal nicer.
Cheers
Derek
Never saw the Monkey Butt commercial but when my kids were in diapers they prefered Boudreaux's Butt Paste. I know of a dirt bike company called Monkey Butt too.
I guess I never pictured Monkeys having such a problem before, seeing as how they don't wear pants. The commercial is totally silly and looks like a total spoof of something, I keep waiting for Larry the Cable guy to pop into it.
What is "monkey butt"?
To start, it's not always called "monkey butt." It depends on what region of the country you're in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition. For motorcycle riders who DO call it "monkey butt," it's a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!
Who gets it?
Anyone who participates in any activity that causes frictional skin irritation.
How can I prevent it?
Use Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of Monkey Butt.
Where can I get Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Order it from us by calling 1-800-884-8914, by fax at 512-295-8216 or visit www.antimonkeybutt.com
Who uses Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Anyone who wants to get the most enjoyment from their daily activity and avoid the uncomfortable "downside" of their sport or occupation. Our numbers are small but growing.
How do I use it?
You should apply it before you ride and repeat application as needed to stay comfortable throughout the day.
mowog1 Wrote:
Do not under any conditions check out the monkey butt web site's photo gallery.
Link to photo gallery please. You know we all want to go there now. Paul
Paul careful with that imagination :) To take the pics a blind photographer would needed LOL
If you think want to see before and after pics of a 350 pound biker's butt try <http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/ambphotos.html>
I'm not sure about the Monkey Butt commercial but I see tons of commercials where I don't have a clue what the message is. Others that tickle me are these so called "medicine" or "pill" commercials where they spend more that 3/4 of the commercial time telling you about negative stuff (disclaimers) or conditions that you might have for which you shouldn't take this medication.
Awww, just pictures of the van. No more before/after photos. Paul
tfisher7621 Wrote:
fordgt Wrote:
mowog1 Wrote:
We call it "swamp ass" - not Monkey Butt. And we're gonna have a bad case of it starting tomorrow morning as we make our way to MG2008. LOL
(I didn't use Boudreaux's Butt Paste on the Teenlet, I used some concoction the pharmacist in Leesville, Louisiana, made up for me: Dr. Something-or-other's Diaper Rash cream - smelled like vanilla & worked like a charm!)
