MGB: Suicidal

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, health care, government health insurance, the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, credit card debt.....

I called the Suicide Hotline.

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck . . . ..

Tom, Did you volunteer?

No, I defered to you William. They said they would contact you ASAP. :) :) :):)

:I3:

I ain't going!

You're already gone. ;)