The Duck Hunter and The Farmer

(Apologies to Buddy Hackett)
City boy on his 1st duck hunt hits his first duck on the fly. It plummets to the ground in a farmyard next to hunting area. The hunter is met at the farmyard gate by the farmer holding a duck. "Thats my duck" said the hunter, "I just shot it". "Nope" says the farmer, "Its in my yard and belongs to me." After a few minutes of arguing, the farmer says "well, we can always settle this 'country style' ". "How so?" says the hunter.
"we simply kick each other in the groin til one of us can't get up and the other keeps the duck." Says the farmer. "ouch" thinks the city boy, but, he really wants that duck. "Okay" he says. "Good" says the farmer, "I'll go first!" He sets up and delivers a powerful kick to the hunters groin....after rolling on the ground in agony for several minutes, he takes a couple of gasping breaths and hauls himself to his feet. "Okay" he says, "my turn!" "Naw", says the farmer, "you can have the duck."

On 'South Park', they call that 'Reauxchampbeaux'

Haaaa, I saw Buddy Hackett do a joke on the Tonight Show years ago that was so funny that I almost stopped breathing from laughing and Carson fell out of his chair, and it was a real fall too..Funniest joke I have ever heard. Buddy Hackett was great.

This one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfnBIUUBd1s&feature=related

Those were BOTH great catches! I only caught BH on the DVD show but he was great. Those vaudville guys never missed a beat. What I liked more than JCs reaction was watching Ed bending over in laughter.....

Great OT stuff!!