(Apologies to Buddy Hackett)
City boy on his 1st duck hunt hits his first duck on the fly. It plummets to the ground in a farmyard next to hunting area. The hunter is met at the farmyard gate by the farmer holding a duck. "Thats my duck" said the hunter, "I just shot it". "Nope" says the farmer, "Its in my yard and belongs to me." After a few minutes of arguing, the farmer says "well, we can always settle this 'country style' ". "How so?" says the hunter.
"we simply kick each other in the groin til one of us can't get up and the other keeps the duck." Says the farmer. "ouch" thinks the city boy, but, he really wants that duck. "Okay" he says. "Good" says the farmer, "I'll go first!" He sets up and delivers a powerful kick to the hunters groin....after rolling on the ground in agony for several minutes, he takes a couple of gasping breaths and hauls himself to his feet. "Okay" he says, "my turn!" "Naw", says the farmer, "you can have the duck."