After several weeks of feuding with Fox News, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs met with Fox News executive Michael Clemente on Wednesday. Although no details were made public, we have regardless compiled a list of things overheard during the meeting.
10) "Yes, I am absolutely sure that he is not a Muslim."
9) "Seriously, Mike, I don't know... I... No, I have no clue if Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow get their hair cut at the same place."
8) "We try and cater lunch for O'Reilly every day, but all he ever wants is falafel."
7) "Of course Campbell Brown got a nose job."
6) "Haha, fair and balanced.... Ailes came up with that one night after too much blow."
5) "We fired Shepard Smith months ago, he just won't leave the studio."
4) "You noticed, too? It's true, we just have all the brunette women work behind the scenes."
3) "Propoganda arm of the Republican party? No way, those guys are way too liberal for us."
2) "We aren't going to hire Lou Dobbs, Beck already has race-baiting slot."
1) "What's so funny about tea-bagging?"