............. trick or treat candy.....

.....what are you handing out...........if you get trick or treaters......I'm wondering if Smirkinwill is handing out beer and smokes....

What I had left over from last year.

you da man.......

Hell, I'm gonna steal the smokes from the kids.

I'm giving out bad advice

Lesse, I am right now eating a small Almond Joy while I wait for the next kid :)

Rocks--I have 2 yards of crushed granite to get rid of.

Ha Ha ha Ha...now that's funny, Steve. Imagine the little bugger that tries to bite into that!

the kids don't come around much any more since they figured out I give them a small scoop of ice cream

Last trick or treater just left the house this morning. We treated the youngins to shots of Jack Daniels with Slim Jim swizzle sticks. Kids these days.....low tolerance levels I guess.

Any kid with a paper bag gets an ice cube.

I ran out of cosmic brownies so I switched to pudding jello and lose change...you think I'm kidding I'm not ;)

Last year ran out and had to resort to giving out Nabs, pencils, cereal bars, etc. This year bought extra candy, figuring it would be a weekend night. Guess what, I am left with tons of candy. That's why I only buy what I like.

oh we just get like one trick-or-treater so we prepare for one, and SURPRISE
more than ever, and I had to resort to the brownies then to the pudding and jello,
and naturally I had to give them some change. haha