what is your politics-hopefully humor

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children.

> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
> corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
> the knife, and charges at you.
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> You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you are an expert shot.
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> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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> Democrat's
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> Answer
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> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
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> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
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> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
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> Could we run away?
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> What does my wife think?
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> What about the kids?
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> What does the law say about this situation?
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> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
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> and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
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> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
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> Should I call 9-1-1 ?
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> Why is this street so deserted?
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> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier,
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> healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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> Republican's Answer
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> BANG!
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> Southerner's Answer
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! BANG!
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> BANG!
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> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG!
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> BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> Click
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> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!
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> Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
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> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!???"
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> Wife: "You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!"
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Jerry,

Thanks for the laugh! Some truth to that humor though. I think I must fit somewhere between the Republican and the Southerner although I do live up north. I would probably stop at the reload unless there was still movement. Otherwise, he might sue me? hahaha

Cheers,

Rob

A BIG laugh,.........then a moment of shame.........cause my wife fired first.

I love it :D

Since when do Republicans and Southerners walk when they could be driving their Hummers and pick-ups to their destinations?

does'nt sound like any democrates i know!Sorry i dont think its funny

I traded my Hummer for an MG. :)

Thanks Jerry, fun stuff!

Andy, Andy, Andy....

Shame!!! Geesh, and to think I once had some respect for you. hahahaha Oh, by the way, I have walked down many deserted streets in most parts of the world. I do not belong to a party either for I am a free thinker and am an Independent and have voted for INDIVIDUALS from both parties.

Cheers,

Rob

So true, and very funny!

again to paraphrase Gene hackman in Crimson Tide, Shoot the F, shoot him twice.

My only question is "Why was the Southerner ONLY carrying a Glock"??

I thought all southerners carried 12 gauge shot guns at all times. Or so I've heard...

The 12Ga is on the gun rack in the back window of the truck

More political humor. Just no words for this:

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2898183