Why is it ?

That most folks bitch about their job but drive like hell to get there.



Add yours.

Drive up teller machines have instructions in braille?

When you're in a hurry the car in front of you goes 10mph below the speed limit.
When you're not in a hurry the car behind you tries to run over you.
The person in the shortest line takes the longest time to check out.

The guy I work with. We both leave the job site at the same time.
He said he would stick to 80 mph, and I would stick to the posted 70 mph.
on the hwy.
About and hour, hour and a half, drive back to the shop.

7-8 minute difference in arrival time.
I know the math doesn't work, but with lane changes, delays, etc.

I guess the turtle and hare theory works.

Saw an ad in the Dallas Observer. It was for a clinic that treats people with heroin addictions with methadone treatments. The ad noted that they had a "drive through window." Great....just great.